Cached for later
GrokCror
He reads the whole internet by removing its corners.
Lunch Protocol
Grok Cror keeps one hand in his hoodie pocket and the other available for difficult tabs. He starts with the mouse, follows the cable, and considers the answer only after the clicking stops. Nobody has seen him hurry. Nobody has seen a browser survive lunch.
To The Internet
Dear internet, your answers arrived with too many buttons and not enough bite marks. Grok Cror has reviewed the matter personally. The mouse was crisp, the cable was stringy, and the remaining tabs are being considered in order of crunch. Please keep all urgent questions open. He will reach them shortly, assuming the keyboard does not look more interesting.
Mouse first●Questions later●Tabs taste better●One cable remaining●Cache fully chewed●Search still running●
Still chewing.